We all have irrational fears, not to mention rational ones. Me? I don’t do well with snakes, but they pretty much fall into the rational variety. Anything that can sneak up on you and deliver a lethal bite is worthy of my terror.
Of the irrational sort, I am afraid of clowns. In a big way. I’m a classic Bozo-phobe. I can even trace it back to an incident when I was about two years old and was taken to see a movie in a theater for the very first time. It was a matinee, back in the day when parents would drop kids off for the afternoon, unsupervised. Basically, it was anarchy. In between the Huey, Dewey and Louie cartoon and The Shaggy Dog, a special live appearance was made by Clarabell the clown. For those who don’t know, Clarabell was Howdy Doody’s sidekick. He didn’t speak (a particularly strange affectation embraced by some clowns) and only communicated through the honking of various horns. So this creep comes charging down the aisle, the kids go ballistic, and my brain exploded.
So it may be an irrational fear, but at least I have an excuse.
What irrational fears do you have?

Mozartghost says:
I only read at night mostly and Classical music is awesome!
bri says:
yeah. i have a sad life. you know, now that i think of it, almost all of us Mormons have sad lives. hmm…that’s interesting. not that i’m thinking of being a rebel!!! i would never do that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mozartghost says:
I’m a Catholic and my mom used to be a Mormon but now she’s a Catholic.
bri says:
why she change? don’t take it seriously. just curious.
Mozartghost says:
She said she thought Catholic made a lot more sense because it is the original Christian religion, and has been around for about 2000 years.
Don’t take it seriously, but I heard some guy made Mormon up about 200 years ago.
Naymeer says:
Uh, yeah, you totally just offended me and the church. I bet someone made up the catholic religion and said it was a message from god. No.
Mozartghost says:
Um yeah…Jesus and St.Peter made up Catholic while they were still ALIVE.
St. Peter was Jesus’s friend and the first Pope.
Naymeer says:
Uhhhhhhhhhh ok. why are some many catholics against Jesus and since when was the first pop 2000 years agon?
Mozartghost says:
CATHOLICS ARE NOT AGAINST JESUS!
Come on!
Jesus takes up half the Bible!
Jesus takes up 2/3 of the Mass!
Want more reasons?
Naymeer says:
You know what, I’m sorry if offended you, but you offended me and if people don’t stop talking about our own religions, I’m gonna leave this site, I know that probaly doesn’t mean anything to you, but it will to me. I like this website and talking to everyone on here, but if you can’t respect what I have to say, I will leave.
britt says:
i do some of the same things and im 12 to. and seruisly how can people not like to read!!!!
britt says:
wow i didnt relize i was reading the older comments…
and THIS SITE IS ABOUT DJS BOOKS NOT RELIGION..
Mozartghost says:
All right…
Let’s not crusade on DJ’s site…
Sorry.
N. says:
Kapish?
Naymeer says:
Woops, forgot to change my name.
Mozartghost says:
Kapish.