I had a request to start a blog where you could weigh in on thoughts about a movie based on The Merchant of Death and to discuss casting. This isn’t to say that a movie is imminent. It isn’t. But I’m working with some folks to develop one now, so you never know. (Just don’t hold your breath!)
So, here’s the blog. Have fun.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
Does any body here like the percy jackson or the heroes of olympus series?
Someone says:
is there a way to go to the first comment besides repeadidly pressing older comments
Robert Pendragon says:
@Tribbun and Ribbon
I was have been sick for the past few days and haven’t checked back and no I do not have a Tennessee accent I am from Natchez, Mississippi and I am 15 in 8th grade.
Robert Pendragon says:
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Robert Pendragon says:
weird smilie
Someone says:
robert pendragon if your still on here please answer my question if you know
Robert Pendragon says:
click older comments then go to the url and erase the page number and replace it with 1
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
@Robert Pendragon
I see. I was going to move somewhere, live there until I get an accent then move back here. I haven’t decided where yet but I was thinking Austrailia.
Flume of Doom says:
Crikey!
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
I’ve been looking back at comments and I was wondering if there was anything important or exciting that happened that I should look at. If yes, do you know the page number
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
I’m bored in computer class right now
Someone says:
What is the url and how do you get to it sorry if im being a pain im new to this site
Someone says:
yay im at the top
Robert Pendragon says:
Also it is the website…
GOCLORAL says:
I’m 12. I’m not even sure he’s older than me. I was born in January year 2000. He better be born in 1999.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
You guys should go to this blog link for pendragon
pendragonthemerchantofdeath.blogspot.com
Robert Pendragon says:
This is an official blog.
GOCLORAL says:
I like official blogs. Make me feel… official.
Nevva winter says:
I like official blogs too!
Hobey_ho!!!
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
Haha me 2
Robert Pendragon says:
What would you pay to have a one on one interview with D. J.?
George Lucas Strikes Back says:
SCENE II
Clem walks into a store, where Grapejuice is panting.
Clem: Why in the name do you look so tired? I don’t look that tired and I had to walk all the way across the parking lot ’cause there was a big red ‘No Clem!’ sign in front of all the handicapped spots….not to mention land mines and pipe bombs and mousetraps!
Grapejuice looks at Clem with fright.
Grapejuice: H-h-how did You get here?!
Clem: I bribed Val to trip the land mines in front of the door, so they wouldn’t blow up when I got there.
How did you get here?
Did you tell some kid you’d give them a free cigar if they could get through the door without getting blown up?
Grapejuice: Ummm…. No… Why would I do that? You know you’d eat me if we ran out of cigars!
Clem: I’d eat you anyway. Now give me some cigars. The ones with the 99% off sign.
Grapejuice: But! None of them have a 99% off sign! That would be a ripoff…on the store!
A bomb goes off.
Explosion, followed by Pain Sound
Clem: The beep was that! Oh.
Clem points at Grapejuice.
Clem: Hey look, it’s Quack… You’d better hide!
Grapejuice covers his eyes with his wings and does the Wilhelm Scream and runs off the stage. Quack walks in.
Quack: How in the name did you get in here? It’s Modern Warfare III out there!
Clem: Have you seen Val lately?
Quack: Pieces of him…
Clem: Well there you have it. How did you get in here?
Quack: First I called the bomb squad and told them that there were land mines all over the place.
Clem: Well what did they do?
Quack: They told me that April fool’s day was two months ago.
Clem: What did you do then?
Quack: I said my calendar must be two months slow.
Clem: I mean what did you use to get past the bombs? So far our supply of Vals has been used up….And I don’t think Puffy would be dumb enough to fall for that.
Quack: Last week he fell for the ‘Pete and Repeat were setting on a boat’ one. For six full minutes…I’ll have to submit that to the Guinness Book of World Records!
Clem: So maybe he was pretty dumb after all, but whenever he gets blown up he goes (Wilhelm Scream), and I haven’t heard one of those lately.
Quack: That’s because I used Phil, and when he gets blown up he goes (Pain Sound).
Clem: That explains it.
Quack: I wonder who put all those bombs there anyway.
Clem: Who do you think put them there, Al Quada?! It was obviously another one of the Grapejuice Clan’s schemes to stop me from patronizing this store.
Quack: I don’t see Grapejuice anywhere… Let’s get some… (glances at the No Shoplifting sign) shoplifting in, while we have the chance!
Clem: You really want to take the risk of getting put in prison again? I have a better Idea.
Quack: How would you have a better idea than shoplifting?
Clem: Do you even know what
shoplifting is?
Quack: I may… I may not… What’s it to you?!
Clem: Ducks these days…
Quack: Look, all I know is that, generally, when you see a sign that tells you not to do something, it’s usually cause it’s real fun. Q.E.D, remember the No Dunking sign at the swimming pool?
Clem: OH YEAH… You mean the time you accidentally caused a mass extinction on the local Grapejuice chicks when you were playing dunk? What are you getting at? You were in prison for five whole days!
Quack: Never mind that. More like, well, you remember the ‘No Pushing’ sign at the Grand Canyon?
Clem: You mean the time we were having the argument about whether an old woman in a wheelchair or a little kid holding a balloon had the higher terminal velocity?
Quack: You still remember it?
Clem: I remember my prison wall was covered in scratch marks from my two year sentence!
Flume of Doom says:
Holy! That’s my script…
Must have forgot to change my name from the Star Wars blog…
Quig Pig says:
Mine is funnyer!
Chickens Gone Wild.
Center stage, the killer whale pops up.
Whale:Welcome to the extra-slimy Whale stock report. The Dead Krill company went up two points.
The Plastic Platypus company went down three points. The-
The whale gets pulled down behind the stage. Confetti explodes out from below. Then the whale gets thrown out towards the camera. Wilhelm Scream!
Val struggles to slowly push Clem up onto the stage. He then climbs up panting.
Val:Welcome to Clem’s Fishing, where it’s either Clem eating the fish, or the fish eating her.
Clem:There isn’t a fish on this block that could scare me!
Val does an insinuating chuckle…
Clem:Hey, where’s our fishing gear?
Grapejuice enters, with a sign taped to himself that says BAIT.
Grapejuice:I like fishing!
Clem:What about the pole?
Grapejuice: Why use a pole when you could use this?
He reaches over the edge and pulls out a bust of Beethoven.
Laughs in a can.
Clem. What good would that do us?
Grapejuice. Watch this!
Beethoven: O no!
A fish jumps across the stage and eats him.
Val: Holey Mackeral!
Clem. Actually that was a pirahna.
Grapejuice. I like pirahnas!
Scene II.
A sign pops up, saying:
Somewhere where pirahnas are common…
Clem. Hey look! A bridge.
A bridge pops up.
Clem. And it’s over a really big river!
Toilet flush.
Clem again: Hey! I said a RIVER!
Sound of rushing water.
Val again: I know what we should do; lets cross the bridge!
A sign pops up and says:
By the way, pirahnas are common here.
Clem even more: Something tells me that pirahnas might be common here.
Val even more too: Funny, Because I was just having the same feeling. Hey Grapejuice, cross the bridge.
Grapejuice jogs happily across, off the stage.
Toilet flush…
Wilhelm Scream, distant.
Robert Pendragon says:
Who here remembers toonami? It is coming back on the 27th for all who care.
GOCLORAL says:
Watching Barney. Don’t know why.
Courtney pendragon says:
Does anyone see the super 8 movie?
Robert Pendragon says:
What?
Batu Warrior says:
@Flume of Doom and Quig Pig
I will come back and read those… Probably tomorrow…
@Courtney pendragon
That’s like my favorite movie! I seriously watched it three times this week….
Batu Warrior says:
@GOCLORAL
I can’t watch Barney or see anything about Barney without thinking of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato….
Nevva winter says:
I really hate justin bieber and demi lovato!
@Courtney pendragon
It’s one of my favorite movies!
Courtney pendragon says:
I like joe in the super 8 movie and I think he can play as bobby in the pendragon movies.
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
I’ve never seen the super 8 movie.. What’s it about?
@ Robert Pendragon
I would keep offering him as much money as possible until he gives in to my awesomeness
@Nevva Winter
I hate Demi Lovato. I feel kind of bad for Justin Bieber because he worked so hard to become famous and all his fans are some children. Plus he has his own nail polish line and that can never help you on the manliness scale.
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
@Courtney Pendragon
I will go look up Joe now
Courtney pendragon says:
@Tribbun and ribbon
five friends went out of town to make a movie about zombies and then a train blown up in front of their eyes and after that night,some strange things happend in their city and…
you should see it…it’s a great movie!
Hobey_ho!
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
i haven’t seen it yet but it sounds really good!
Robert Pendragon says:
Why is no one talking?
Nevva winter says:
I like peter (william moseley) and caspian (ben barnes) in the chronicles of narnia movie! caspian reminds me of spader! maybe he can play as spader!
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
I have decided that in the movie I want to play either Jay Oh or challenger black even though I look absolutely nothing like them and i’m a 12 year old girl. I just think that they’re cool people.
Someone says:
How do you know a movie is being made, tribbun and ribbon
Also, someone answer my qustion. how do you get to the url
Robert Pendragon says:
I graduated 8th grade today now I don’t have to go to school the rest of the week.
Nevva winter says:
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CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
I’ll be done with 7th grade on thursday! Yay
Pendragon all the Way says:
Back to movie news. D.J., anything you can tell us?
Batu Warrior says:
I’m homeschooled and my mom makes me do school all summer…….
@Tribbun and Ribbon
And super eight also takes place in 1979.
CourtneyChetwynd13 says:
Do you guys think there is gonna be a movie or not
Robert Pendragon says:
Yes.
Ninten* says:
There should definitley be a movie. The books are great, and as long as the company thing that’s filming the movie does a great job and make it one of their top priorities, then it’ll be a great movie. If it’s good enough, maybe it could get to the record that the last Harry Potter movie had. (Avengers now hold that record);
Someone says:
If they made a movie, it would either be really really good or terrible. Because they would have to do something weird for the journals since their in bobbys perspective.
Third Earth and Cloral and The Black are the best places says:
Oh yeah and im changing my name I was someone that was a terrible name.