I had a request to start a blog where you could weigh in on thoughts about a movie based on The Merchant of Death and to discuss casting. This isn’t to say that a movie is imminent. It isn’t. But I’m working with some folks to develop one now, so you never know. (Just don’t hold your breath!)
So, here’s the blog. Have fun.
Robert Pendragon says:
@Saint Dane
It won’t work. The poison would be filtered out of most of the corn people eat the only people that it would affect are the people that grow their own corn an even then they probably wouldn’t use the fertilizer.
Robert Pendragon says:
@Saint Dane
That is all.
Saint Dane says:
Ha! You are oblivious to how much Second Earth’s society is founded on corn. I think you would know Pendragon, being from this territory yourself.
It is not a poison. It is a genetic mutation devolved in an underground underground corn research facility. Soon, all the corn crops across Second Earth will be dead!
EmmaH says:
Yes. Underground twice. It is underground, as in secret, and LITERALLY in a cave under the ground. It does exist, and it’s kind of a funny story how I would know all this.
No pun intended.
Robert Pendragon says:
So you say? What about the corn crops that people are starting to grow in the sky! What about the space stations and what if I warn farmers to harvest early this year?
Saint Dane says:
That’s what you don’t get, Pendragon. It’s already been done. I’ve taken the mutation from Second Earth and set it on First Earth… and soon all of the Earth territories will be MINE!
Check-mate. *Evil Laugh*
Robert Pendragon says:
Not so fast! What third earth? By then the corn would have mutated back naturally and because it had been 3000 years. Humans would have adapted to it!
Robert Pendragon says:
If by then they have done that I can take a cure for this from third earth to first earth and stop it before it can happen thus rewriting history!
Saint Dane says:
*Nervous Evil Laugh*
That’s right… you’re right…
Robert Pendragon says:
Your done Saint Dane… Leave this place!
Saint Dane says:
*You’re
As in, you’re right again. I’m finished with taking over Halla.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
i’m kinda lost
and yeah what did happen to GOCLORAL
Shannon says:
Not even going to read the comments to see if someone else agrees with me – Tom Hiddleston as Saint Dane. No exceptions.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
@Shannon
Him or Jason Isaacs
Robert Pendragon says:
Saint Dane? Who do you think should portray you in this new film?
Saint Dane says:
To be honest, I do not have an opinion. I do feel a bit insulted that you would choose a mortal to represent me, however.
Seham says:
I don’t think any photo that has a mother sglnguing a son in it would ever qualify as a “turd” no matter how OOF it turns out. My bar may be low, but I don’t see alot wrong with this one. if you must try to improve it, maybe crop closer in square taking out some of your blonde locks, to focus on the snuggle. I love this shot!
Robert Pendragon says:
@Seham
What?
EmmaH says:
I saw this on another forum… Theme songs for each traveler?
EmmaH says:
What song best fits each traveler. I can’t think of anything.
Quinn says:
I pity Saint Dane’s face.
Saint Dane says:
@Quinn
Thank you.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
@Seham
Ummm…. ok then
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
Evidently Saint Dane is just stupid because on second earth, we have this magical thing called the internet and television and if some people eat some poisonous corn then there will be a recall on corn and people will stop eating it. duh.
Saint Dane says:
Humans are more dependent on corn than you are apparently aware of. If all the corn crops were to die, so would the entire population of Second Earth.
Saint Dane says:
I can easily take down the Internet and television anyway.
Nevva Winter says:
@Saint Dane
oh sorry but you can’t!you have no power here saint dane!
Robert Pendragon says:
Hey! You’re not Nevva! If you were you would know that Saint Dane could impersonate any powerfull official he chooses. Also Saint Dane do you really think anyone would really allow you to take the internet and television away from them? For some people the internet is the only way to contact home. Everyone would rebel against you and whoever you impersonate.
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
you’d just be that weird guy yelling about corn…….jeez….
I dont even like corn!
Saint Dane says:
@Tribbon and Ribbon
I don’t like corn much either, but I’ve completely run out of ideas on how to destroy the territories.
Robert Pendragon says:
Then don’t try… Go back to where ever you were reborn…
Nevva Winter says:
@Robert Pendragon
no I’m Nevva.yeah I know but no one will let him destroy second earth.second earth is very powerful but maybe that ravinia thing can make chaos again…
Saint Dane says:
Ravinia was such a great idea, wasn’t it, Nevva?
Too bad someone had to spoil it…
Steff says:
I would love a Pendragon movie!! Best series ever! 🙂
Robert Pendragon says:
Hey Nevva? Are you the usual Nevva or are you different? Your wording is terrible.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
Oh yeah our Basketball team is undefeated and we just beat our rivals!!!!
I’m really happy!
We’re 5-0
Saint Dane says:
@CourtneyChetwynde13
Congratulations on your victory. What is this “Basketball”? Is it an Earth sport?
Saint Dane says:
Can Basketball be one of the Quillan games? Is it dangerous?
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
not unless you whip the ball at peoples faces
GOCLORAL says:
I haven’t been on here in forever. I read the first 4 comments… And fell on the floor laughing… I don’t even want to know… Actually I do. Someone please tell me what’s going on
Saint Dane says:
I’m going to mutate all the corn on First Earth and Second Earth so all the corn crops die. Simple as that.
Humans, in fact, relay on corn more than you would believe. I don’t want to get into too much detail, but once Earth is free of corn, humans will struggle to survive, eventually die out, and I can take over.
Robert Pendragon says:
Don’t forget that I explained why that could never work.
Tribbun and Ribbon says:
Ya know, It’s kinda stupid to tell us your plan because now we can at least try to stop it. WOuldn’t it be better to keep your plan a secret so that it’s like KA BOOM!
GOCLORAL says:
What’s com? Lol. I’m so confused. But yeah. Why tell them your plan? Now they know what you’re doing and can prepare to stop it.
Robert Pendragon says:
C.o.r.n.
Robert Pendragon says:
C.O.R.N.
Cheap Obnoxious Roman Nail
Flume of Doom says:
Oh, I’ve heard [i]THIS[/i] story before…
Flume of Doom says:
Whoopee! BB code doesn’t work here!
Emma says:
We’re book nerds, not computer geeks.
CourtneyChetwynde13 says:
umm yeah basketball could be dangerous but they would have pretty extreme fouls and i think the refs would be terrible
@GOCLORAL
wait you don’t know what corn is