I had a request to start a blog where you could weigh in on thoughts about a movie based on The Merchant of Death and to discuss casting. This isn’t to say that a movie is imminent. It isn’t. But I’m working with some folks to develop one now, so you never know. (Just don’t hold your breath!)
So, here’s the blog. Have fun.
Sir says:
Ello?
Flume of Doom says:
There was a kid.
His name was Sid.
And when the police heard what he did…
They threw him in the slammer.
On Murder with a hammer.
But his uncle got him out because he was a skillful scammer.
Old Saint Dane.
He was a pain.
On Eelong, or Cloral, or any terrain.
He thought he was cool,
That some day he’d rule.
But now he’ll be remembered as a procrastinating fool.
veelox0 says:
Flume of Doom:
Are you related to LaBerge cuz u can sure rhyme like him 🙂
GOCLORAL says:
Lol Floom of Doom. That`s halarios.
@ mikki
Alright I`m getting scared `cause I`m goun into the sixth grade to. Now I`m really gonna be scared if you have 2 older brothers 1 older sister 1 younger sister 1 younger brother I`m really gonna be scared.
GOCLORAL says:
Saint Dane thinks he`s so cool
But he`s still just a fool
He think`s he`s gonna go so far
But he dosn`t even have a car
I can`t belive he`s so lame
But all villans are the same
Now good bye Saint Dane
I`m gonna go have a candy cane.
Tylee says:
Here’s an odd little LaBerge poem 🙂
LaBerge, LaBerge, loves to rhyme,
His goofy suit as green as a lime,
He lives in a castle, a glorious pink,
With Veego shouting, “Why don’t you think?â€
Hosting the games, building the hype,
Clowns in the forest, circles and stripes,
He loves to play Runkle, a fun little game,
“It is the best!†he would exclaim,
LaBerge, LaBerge, aren’t you a clown,
Smile and laugh, don’t pout and frown!
miki says:
i only have 1 older brother thats it
you have alot of siblings!!
miki says:
whats up with the peoms
hobey ho gocloral
miki says:
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MisUnderstood says:
@challenger black… thanks hahaa i had forgotten that for a sec 😛
Challenger Black says:
@MisUnderstood
No problem 🙂
MissBookworm says:
LaBerge, LaBerge, sat sucking his thumb,
Becuase nobody thinks his games are any fun.
LaBerge says:
Riggedy riggedy white,
Come and spend the night,
We’ll play some games,
Some wild, some tame,
Cause if you will, you’ll die! 😛
GOCLORAL says:
@ mikki
Well it`s not all bad cause I`m the middle child and with all the other kids, when I do someting bad I don`t get to much attention
a continuation of my poem
Now we could spend all night
Talking about how much he thinks he`s right
Even though he`s destroyed civilizations
and some nations
@ Labearge
it`s if will you, you may
Flume of Doom says:
Bobby Pendragon
Blew up a mine wagon
In hopes that it would destroy evil queen Kagan
He thought HE was cool
so he dropped out of school
Just to fight some nerd who was crafty and cruel
Quig Pig says:
Quig be big.
Quig be pig.
I ran for my life, I didn’t look back,
Until I came to the railroad track.
I heard a BOOM, I heard a CLANG
The train was comin’ and I said…”Dang”
I jumped across, I heard a splat,
The quig wasn’t so lucky; it came out flat.
Quig with no head.
Be quig that’s DEAD!
GOCLORAL says:
I`m really digging the poems.Even though I`m not verry good at it.Here I can prove it:
A quig a quig
tried to eat a pig
but the pig fought back
with it`s tail with a mighty “crack”
they fought and fought
but the quig came out on top.
See I stink BD
GOCLORAL says:
sorry that was supposed to be a smiley 🙂
Julia says:
Almost 1000 comments! Can’t wait!
Flume of Doom says:
Silly old Spader
ran into Darth Vader
On the 27th floor of the Police interrogator.
He grabbed his gun
He tried to run
But Vader used the force on him just for fun.
Spader gave his all
And Vader hit the wall,
But Spader hit the window…OH WHAT A FALL!
Quig Pig says:
Luke Skywalker
was a low-lying stalker
and his friend Han Solo was really quite the talker.
They walked real far
to get to a bar
but all they found was an empty sniggers jar.
Luke got real mad
he called his dad
But since he was Darth Vader he was pretty darn bad.
A quig popped out
and Darth gave a shout
Cause he wanted to know what this was all about.
“It’s that dweeb Saint Dane,
He’s been a real pain”
Said Yoda who was standing all alone in the rain.
“This dude I will kill,
For my bottle to fill”
And Vader walked out without paying the bill.
The Lightsaber flashed,
but Dane just hashed!
“CRAB NUGGETS! I SHOULD JUST HAVE YOU ALL MASHED!”
The Darth tried to strike,
but a guy called Mike
Ran him right over with his Harley motorbike!
John says:
ok if you guys want to do poems give me a minute i will give you a good one.
John says:
The was a traveler named Spader,
He fought many a raider.
For an aquaneer was he,
before a traveler you see.
Through the flumes he went
since he was content,
since he dad died
he took bobby as his guide.
to get revenge on the dane who was no saint
who knew no restraint.
denduron!!! says:
Veego was a jerk who hated the rain
She often thought her brother was a pain.
Until, of course, she talked to Saint Dane,
A man who wanted nothing but fame.
When he accompished his goal,
He hit Bobby with a pole
But it was Saint Dane who emmerged as a fool.
miki says:
quig pig i thought that we werre talking about pendragon not star wars,silly BD
p.s.i dont know how to that other smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!
cayleycattt says:
can I just ask something… what’s with all the poems? it seems like it came out of no where to me. 😛
Aquaneer says:
I really hope this movie goes through! I’m a huge Pendragon fan and it’ll be so exciting if a movie gets made! 😀
cayleycattt says:
@Aquaneer, me too! Haha I want to play a part in it. Any part!!
Aquaneer says:
Yeah, I’d be okay with any part. Just getting the chance of being in the movie, or any of the movies would be so incredible!
cayleycattt says:
I know! I’ve never done acting before but I know I can lie well if needed.. So I guess that counts as good acting? LOL idk
Keilan says:
I think for Bobby Pendragon, you should cast Vincent Martella. For Loor, you should cast Lorraine Nicholson. For Alder, you should cast Avan Jogia. For Mark, you should cast Nathan Kress. For Courtney, you should cast Meaghan Martin.
Go on IMDb.com to check out their profiles!
Thanks for letting me put in my ideas!!! 🙂
Keilan says:
Wait, I made some changes.
Loor should be Dakota Fanning.
Courtney should be LORRAINE NICHOLSON!!!!!!!!
John says:
@keilan have you read the books? loor is suppose to look african. Dakota is not even close.
John says:
also yea the poems came kinda random. i just felt like sharing one.
The Ghost you fear the Most says:
I’m the ghost you fear the most.
I like to sing.
I like to boast.
My oh my I’ve seen the Toast!
Double Trouble says:
DJ Machale
Delivers the mail
Through rain or snow or sleet or hail.
Teeva says:
Here’s yet another poem dedicated to the wonderful characters of Pendragon! Though it seems more like a list 😛
Bobby is cool,
Tilton is great,
Mark is a nerd,
Courtney is strong,
Spader is fun,
Loor is a fighter,
Aja is smart,
Kasha is fierce,
Alder is loyal,
Siry is bold,
Patrick is brave,
Gunny is wise,
Nevva is sneaky,
Elli is kind,
Veego is strict,
LaBerge is a clown,
And Saint Dane is beast!
ethan farina says:
For god sake, don’t go casting famous people. HAVE AUDITION, and the movie will be just fine.
ethan farina says:
Keen, no offence, but just trying to cast famous people isn’t smart for a movie. If I was going to make a movie, I would have audition for the characters. As good of a book series as pendragon is, it SHOULD NOT BY ALL MEANS, NOT be desacrated in the cenima and be known as JUST that one movie that one time like, Eragon, Percy Jackson, and the seeker.
ethan farina says:
Keilan*, and lol, Dakota fanning? Seriously dude?…
cayleycattt says:
I like the poems, lol but yeah they were random. I think people should stop suggesting people for roles. I mean if this gets made into a movie, we all know there’ll be some famous actors/actresses in it. Just to give it some more worth, than just starting off with all “amateur” actors. But if D.J. does fan auditions.. Heck yeah I’m doing it!
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cayleycattt says:
1000… 😉